things we don’t talk about

voodoodollhemmings:

michaels “aaaAAahhH ya know she like” in mrs. all american

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cliffocondacutie:

11:00 pm : “I’m gonna listen to music before I fall asleep”

12:30 am : “Oh, this is a good song, I’ll listen to this then I’ll fall asleep”

12:34 am :”Oh, this is a good song, I’ll listen to this then I’ll fall asleep”

12:38 am : “Oh, this is a good song,I’ll listen to this then I’ll fall…

idreamedadreamthenidied:

so my history teacher made a twitter and always gives us updates on it in class and the other day e announced that he reached 100 followers so this kid pulled out his phone and said WELL GUESS WHAT IM UNFOLLOWING YOU HAHA BACK TO 99 and unfollowed him so my teacher leaned in really close to him and said “i’ve got 99 followers but a bitch ain’t one”

(via ilikeyourcobainshirt)

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via fake-mermaid)